WIFNAS • WIFNAS • WIFNAS •
BOOP VERIFIED
CONTRACT ADDRESS
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SCROLL TO ENTER THE SHALLOW END ↓
CAP ON • GOGGLES TIGHT • NO WATER REQUIRED • $WIFNAS • DOG ON DUTY • CAP ON • GOGGLES TIGHT • NO WATER REQUIRED • $WIFNAS • DOG ON DUTY •
01 / PRE-SWIM BRIEFING
HE HEARD
“LIQUID.”
DOGWIFNAS arrived before sunrise, wearing regulation goggles and a cap of uncertain origin.
There was no race. There was not even a pool. He stayed ready.
THIS IS NOW THE ENTIRE PROCEDURE.DO NOT
OVERTHINK
THE DOG.
- 01Keep goggles on.Even indoors.
- 02Look straight ahead.The lane chooses you.
- 03Boop respectfully.One finger. No splashing.
- 04Stay unusually ready.For what? Exactly.
CERTIFIEDWATER DOG
“THE WATER
HAS NOT ARRIVED YET.”
— DOGWIFNAS, STILL WAITING
READY • READY • READY • READY •
MEET HIM AT THE DEEP END
KEEP YOUR
GOGGLES CLOSE.
CA
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